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Strong.Words.0029 - Heterosexuals Need To Be Stopped
With all the craziness surrounding music these days, be it 50 vs. Kanye or Britney Spears slowly unraveling during the VMAs, we present the most musical Strong Words ever with original music at the end. In fact, here are lyrics so that you can follow along beginning at 51:58:
Raging Boner
50 Cent and Kanye West are in a record dispute
And you know, it’s so fun to bitch about Britney Spears
(Sarah Silverman did it)
Britney Spears is human
She’s not an android with a raging boner
Leave her alone, leave her alone Hoo-Ahh
Leave her alone, pee with the door open
(Don’t wear panties ever)”
Show links:
- Bush at his best
- The World (According to Americans) — Where is Africa?
- Knocked Up and Death Proof coming to DVD
- Things we were going to discuss but did not due to time constraints: Shia LaBeouf and the Revealing of a Movie Title, Kid Rock punching big-donged Tommy Lee, and Bob Odenkirk and David Cross returning to HBO.
- Artists payed homage to: Green Day, Aerosmith, Daughtry, and the Who
Show music: Kanye West, Graduation
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fuckin (drunkin) hot. period.
Yes, Caitlin. Nice to see someone else was drinking on a Wednesday night.
By the way, I just found out that “chick” in the video is actually a guy in drag and he does this kind of stuff all the time. But apparently it’s not even schtick, that’s just how he/she is.
Did Adam forget to do his callout at the end of the show? I zoned out
Yeah he forgot. It became apparent that it was more important to write an original song than do a callout.
i call out god for testing me these last two weeks. like i’m fuckin job or some shit.
also i call out the thieves who broke into my car in the dead of night and stole my stereo.
finally i call out myself for falling asleep before the end of accepted and then having to wake up at 5:15 am so i could drive home for work. buuuulllsshiiiit.
I can see it now:
STRONG WORDS INC. - THE MUSICAL
Directed by: Baz Luhrmann
Get my agent on the goddamn phone.
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I don’t know if I could work with Baz. I was Ewan McGregor’s dialogue and musical coach for Moulin Rouge and Baz and I couldn’t see eye to eye. I wanted Ewan to perform with a light saber, but Baz thought it would be better if he belted Elton John songs WITHOUT a weapon of any kind.
What a fuck.
Poor, poor big rap stars. What did they ever do to deserve such molestation? You guys are going to get shot. I’m going to call all my Rockford rap star friends to make sure it happens. Offensive.
How did we offend rap stars?
Who don’t you offend?
mmm, good question. You just don’t get it do you public.
Frankly I haven’t been offended but I wouldn’t consider myself a rapper…yet.
By the way LOVE the show.
A {presumeably} female listener! Sweet shit!
And don’t worry, Julie, someday you, too, will be a great rapper. And then we will offend you.
Indeed… I am a female listener, a devoted listener. I cannot wait to become a rapper, my dream is to be offended by the men of Strong Words Inc.
What the world needs now is a great female rapper. I haven’t heard anything that bobbed my head since the Lady of Rage rocked rough and tough with her afro puffs on “The Chronic” and Boss dropped “Deeper”.
So what if I’m living in the nineties. Sue me.
Speaking of the fabulous nineties, they just rereleased the Crystal Method’s “Vegas” with new remixes by today’s biggest electro groups. Put that shit in your player and you can almost taste the McDLT.
So what if I’m transversing decades mofo. At least I’m transversing.
And that’s all we could ever ask for, Gas. You astound me still.